also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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