He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
We need to rekindle our bromance
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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