i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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