Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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