Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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