hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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