New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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