Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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