come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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