Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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