Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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