You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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