Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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