White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
