Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
