is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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