I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Dignity is for republicans.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I have feelings that need drinking.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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