Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
