I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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