She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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