Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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