she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
