Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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