Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I bet he comes in French.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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