my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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