God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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