brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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