that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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