you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
