i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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