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it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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