all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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