no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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