I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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