real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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