You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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