love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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