in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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