I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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