i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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