Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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