If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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