The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Randomize
