just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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