never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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