if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I believe in your delicious
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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