she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Randomize
