i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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