Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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