I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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