with your own penis?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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